early
ten years had passed since the Dursleys had woken up to
find their nephew on the front step, but Privet Drive had
hardly changed at all. The sun rose on the same tidy front
gardens and lit up the brass number four on the Dursleys'
front door; it crept into their living room, which was
almost exactly the same as it had been on the night when
Mr. Dursley had seen that fateful news report about the
owls. Only the photographs on the mantelpiece really
showed how much time had passed. Ten years ago, there had
been lots of pictures of what looked like a large pink
beach ball wearing different-colored bonnets — but
Dudley Dursley was no longer a baby, and now the
photographs showed a large blond boy riding his first
bicycle, on a carousel at the fair, playing a computer
game with his father, being hugged and kissed by his
mother. The room held no sign at all that another boy
lived in the house, too.
Yet Harry Potter was still there, asleep at the moment,
but not for long. His Aunt Petunia was awake and it was
her shrill voice that made the first noise of the day.
"Up! Get up! Now!"
Harry woke with a start. His aunt rapped on the door
again.
"Up!" she screeched. Harry heard her walking
toward the kitchen and then the sound of the frying pan
being put on the stove. He rolled onto his back and tried
to remember the dream he had been having. It had been a
good one. There had been a flying motorcycle in it. He had
a funny feeling he'd had the same dream before.
His aunt was back outside the door.
"Are you up yet?" she demanded.
"Nearly," said Harry.
"Well, get a move on, I want you to look after the
bacon. And don't you dare let it burn, I want everything
perfect on Duddy's birthday."
Harry groaned.
"What did you say?" his aunt snapped through
the door.
"Nothing, nothing . . ."
Dudley's birthday — how could he have forgotten?
Harry got slowly out of bed and started looking for socks.
He found a pair under his bed and, after pulling a spider
off one of them, put them on. Harry was used to spiders,
because the cupboard under the stairs was full of them,
and that was where he slept.
When he was dressed he went down the hall into the
kitchen. The table was almost hidden beneath all Dudley's
birthday presents. It looked as though Dudley had gotten
the new computer he wanted, not to mention the second
television and the racing bike. Exactly why Dudley wanted
a racing bike was a mystery to Harry, as Dudley was very
fat and hated exercise — unless of course it involved
punching somebody. Dudley's favorite punching bag was
Harry, but he couldn't often catch him. Harry didn't look
it, but he was very fast.
Perhaps it had something to do with living in a dark
cupboard, but Harry had always been small and skinny for
his age. He looked even smaller and skinnier than he
really was because all he had to wear were old clothes of
Dudley's, and Dudley was about four times bigger than he
was. Harry had a thin face, knobbly knees, black hair, and
bright green eyes. He wore round glasses held together
with a lot of Scotch tape because of all the times Dudley
had punched him on the nose. The only thing Harry liked
about his own appearance was a very thin scar on his
forehead that was shaped like a bolt of lightning. He had
had it as long as he could remember, and the first
question he could ever remember asking his Aunt Petunia
was how he had gotten it.
"In the car crash when your parents died,"
she had said. "And don't ask questions."
Don't ask questions — that was the first rule for a
quiet life with the Dursleys.
Uncle Vernon entered the kitchen as Harry was turning
over the bacon.
"Comb your hair!" he barked, by way of a
morning greeting.
About once a week, Uncle Vernon looked over the top of
his newspaper and shouted that Harry needed a haircut.
Harry must have had more haircuts than the rest of the
boys in his class put together, but it made no difference,
his hair simply grew that way — all over the place.
Harry was frying eggs by the time Dudley arrived in the
kitchen with his mother. Dudley looked a lot like Uncle
Vernon. He had a large pink face, not much neck, small,
watery blue eyes, and thick blond hair that lay smoothly
on his thick, fat head. Aunt Petunia often said that
Dudley looked like a baby angel — Harry often said that
Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
Harry put the plates of egg and bacon on the table,
which was difficult as there wasn't much room. Dudley,
meanwhile, was counting his presents. His face fell.
"Thirty-six," he said, looking up at his
mother and father. "That's two less than last
year."
"Darling, you haven't counted Auntie Marge's
present, see, it's here under this big one from Mommy and
Daddy."
"All right, thirty-seven then," said Dudley,
going red in the face. Harry, who could see a huge Dudley
tantrum coming on, began wolfing down his bacon as fast as
possible in case Dudley turned the table over.
Aunt Petunia obviously scented danger, too, because she
said quickly, "And we'll buy you another two presents
while we're out today. How's that, popkin? Two more
presents. Is that all right?"
Dudley thought for a moment. It looked like hard work.
Finally he said slowly, "So I'll have thirty . . .
thirty . . ."
"Thirty-nine, sweetums," said Aunt Petunia.
"Oh." Dudley sat down heavily and grabbed the
nearest parcel. "All right then."
Uncle Vernon chuckled.
"Little tyke wants his money's worth, just like
his father. 'Atta boy, Dudley!" He ruffled Dudley's
hair.
At that moment the telephone rang and Aunt Petunia went
to answer it while Harry and Uncle Vernon watched Dudley
unwrap the racing bike, a video camera, a remote control
airplane, sixteen new computer games, and a VCR. He was
ripping the paper off a gold wristwatch when Aunt Petunia
came back from the telephone looking both angry and
worried.
"Bad news, Vernon," she said. "Mrs.
Figg's broken her leg. She can't take him." She
jerked her head in Harry's direction.
Dudley's mouth fell open in horror, but Harry's heart
gave a leap. Every year on Dudley's birthday, his parents
took him and a friend out for the day, to adventure parks,
hamburger restaurants, or the movies. Every year, Harry
was left behind with Mrs. Figg, a mad old lady who lived
two streets away. Harry hated it there. The whole house
smelled of cabbage and Mrs. Figg made him look at
photographs of all the cats she'd ever owned.
"Now what?" said Aunt Petunia, looking
furiously at Harry as though he'd planned this. Harry knew
he ought to feel sorry that Mrs. Figg had broken her leg,
but it wasn't easy when he reminded himself it would be a
whole year before he had to look at Tibbles, Snowy, Mr.
Paws, and Tufty again.
"We could phone Marge," Uncle Vernon
suggested.
"Don't be silly, Vernon, she hates the boy."
The Dursleys often spoke about Harry like this, as
though he wasn't there — or rather, as though he was
something very nasty that couldn't understand them, like a
slug.
"What about what's-her-name, your friend —
Yvonne?"
"On vacation in Majorca," snapped Aunt
Petunia.
"You could just leave me here," Harry put in
hopefully (he'd be able to watch what he wanted on
television for a change and maybe even have a go on
Dudley's computer).
Aunt Petunia looked as though she'd just swallowed a
lemon.
"And come back and find the house in ruins?"
she snarled.
"I won't blow up the house," said Harry, but
they weren't listening.
"I suppose we could take him to the zoo,"
said Aunt Petunia slowly, ". . . and leave him in the
car. . . ."
"That car's new, he's not sitting in it alone. . .
."
Dudley began to cry loudly. In fact, he wasn't really
crying — it had been years since he'd really cried —
but he knew that if he screwed up his face and wailed, his
mother would give him anything he wanted.
"Dinky Duddydums, don't cry, Mummy won't let him
spoil your special day!" she cried, flinging her arms
around him.
"I . . . don't . . . want . . . him . . . t-t-to
come!" Dudley yelled between huge, pretend sobs.
"He always sp-spoils everything!" He shot Harry
a nasty grin through the gap in his mother's arms.
Just then, the doorbell rang — "Oh, good Lord,
they're here!" said Aunt Petunia frantically — and
a moment later, Dudley's best friend, Piers Polkiss,
walked in with his mother. Piers was a scrawny boy with a
face like a rat. He was usually the one who held people's
arms behind their backs while Dudley hit them. Dudley
stopped pretending to cry at once.
Half an hour later, Harry, who couldn't believe his
luck, was sitting in the back of the Dursleys' car with
Piers and Dudley, on the way to the zoo for the first time
in his life. His aunt and uncle hadn't been able to think
of anything else to do with him, but before they'd left,
Uncle Vernon had taken Harry aside.
"I'm warning you," he had said, putting his
large purple face right up close to Harry's, "I'm
warning you now, boy — any funny business, anything at
all — and you'll be in that cupboard from now until
Christmas."
"I'm not going to do anything," said Harry,
"honestly . . ."
But Uncle Vernon didn't believe him. No one ever did.
The problem was, strange things often happened around
Harry and it was just no good telling the Dursleys he
didn't make them happen.
Once, Aunt Petunia, tired of Harry coming back from the
barbers looking as though he hadn't been at all, had taken
a pair of kitchen scissors and cut his hair so short he
was almost bald except for his bangs, which she left
"to hide that horrible scar." Dudley had laughed
himself silly at Harry, who spent a sleepless night
imagining school the next day, where he was already
laughed at for his baggy clothes and taped glasses. Next
morning, however, he had gotten up to find his hair
exactly as it had been before Aunt Petunia had sheared it
off. He had been given a week in his cupboard for this,
even though he had tried to explain that he couldn't
explain how it had grown back so quickly.
Another time, Aunt Petunia had been trying to force him
into a revolting old sweater of Dudley's (brown with
orange puff balls). The harder she tried to pull it over
his head, the smaller it seemed to become, until finally
it might have fitted a hand puppet, but certainly wouldn't
fit Harry. Aunt Petunia had decided it must have shrunk in
the wash and, to his great relief, Harry wasn't punished.
On the other hand, he'd gotten into terrible trouble
for being found on the roof of the school kitchens.
Dudley's gang had been chasing him as usual when, as much
to Harry's surprise as anyone else's, there he was sitting
on the chimney. The Dursleys had received a very angry
letter from Harry's headmistress telling them Harry had
been climbing school buildings. But all he'd tried to do
(as he shouted at Uncle Vernon through the locked door of
his cupboard) was jump behind the big trash cans outside
the kitchen doors. Harry supposed that the wind must have
caught him in mid-jump.
But today, nothing was going to go wrong. It was even
worth being with Dudley and Piers to be spending the day
somewhere that wasn't school, his cupboard, or Mrs. Figg's
cabbage-smelling living room.
While he drove, Uncle Vernon complained to Aunt
Petunia. He liked to complain about things: people at
work, Harry, the council, Harry, the bank, and Harry were
just a few of his favorite subjects. This morning, it was
motorcycles.
". . . roaring along like maniacs, the young
hoodlums," he said, as a motorcycle overtook them.
"I had a dream about a motorcycle," said
Harry, remembering suddenly. "It was flying."
Uncle Vernon nearly crashed into the car in front. He
turned right around in his seat and yelled at Harry, his
face like a gigantic beet with a mustache:
"MOTORCYCLES DON'T FLY!"
Dudley and Piers sniggered.
"I know they don't," said Harry. "It was
only a dream."
But he wished he hadn't said anything. If there was one
thing the Dursleys hated even more than his asking
questions, it was his talking about anything acting in a
way it shouldn't, no matter if it was in a dream or even a
cartoon — they seemed to think he might get dangerous
ideas.
It was a very sunny Saturday and the zoo was crowded
with families. The Dursleys bought Dudley and Piers large
chocolate ice creams at the entrance and then, because the
smiling lady in the van had asked Harry what he wanted
before they could hurry him away, they bought him a cheap
lemon ice pop. It wasn't bad, either, Harry thought,
licking it as they watched a gorilla scratching its head
who looked remarkably like Dudley, except that it wasn't
blond.
Harry had the best morning he'd had in a long time. He
was careful to walk a little way apart from the Dursleys
so that Dudley and Piers, who were starting to get bored
with the animals by lunchtime, wouldn't fall back on their
favorite hobby of hitting him. They ate in the zoo
restaurant, and when Dudley had a tantrum because his
knickerbocker glory didn't have enough ice cream on top,
Uncle Vernon bought him another one and Harry was allowed
to finish the first.
Harry felt, afterward, that he should have known it was
all too good to last.
After lunch they went to the reptile house. It was cool
and dark in there, with lit windows all along the walls.
Behind the glass, all sorts of lizards and snakes were
crawling and slithering over bits of wood and stone.
Dudley and Piers wanted to see huge, poisonous cobras and
thick, man-crushing pythons. Dudley quickly found the
largest snake in the place. It could have wrapped its body
twice around Uncle Vernon's car and crushed it into a
trash can — but at the moment it didn't look in the
mood. In fact, it was fast asleep.
Dudley stood with his nose pressed against the glass,
staring at the glistening brown coils.
"Make it move," he whined at his father.
Uncle Vernon tapped on the glass, but the snake didn't
budge.
"Do it again," Dudley ordered. Uncle Vernon
rapped the glass smartly with his knuckles, but the snake
just snoozed on.
"This is boring," Dudley moaned. He shuffled
away.
Harry moved in front of the tank and looked intently at
the snake. He wouldn't have been surprised if it had died
of boredom itself — no company except stupid people
drumming their fingers on the glass trying to disturb it
all day long. It was worse than having a cupboard as a
bedroom, where the only visitor was Aunt Petunia hammering
on the door to wake you up; at least he got to visit the
rest of the house.
The snake suddenly opened its beady eyes. Slowly, very
slowly, it raised its head until its eyes were on a level
with Harry's.
It winked.
Harry stared. Then he looked quickly around to see if
anyone was watching. They weren't. He looked back at the
snake and winked, too.
The snake jerked its head toward Uncle Vernon and
Dudley, then raised its eyes to the ceiling. It gave Harry
a look that said quite plainly:
"I get that all the time."
"I know," Harry murmured through the glass,
though he wasn't sure the snake could hear him. "It
must be really annoying."
The snake nodded vigorously.
"Where do you come from, anyway?" Harry
asked.
The snake jabbed its tail at a little sign next to the
glass. Harry peered at it.
Boa Constrictor, Brazil.
"Was it nice there?"
The boa constrictor jabbed its tail at the sign again
and Harry read on: This specimen was bred in the zoo.
"Oh, I see — so you've never been to Brazil?"
As the snake shook its head, a deafening shout behind
Harry made both of them jump. "DUDLEY! MR. DURSLEY!
COME AND LOOK AT THIS SNAKE! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT IT'S
DOING!"
Dudley came waddling toward them as fast as he could.
"Out of the way, you," he said, punching
Harry in the ribs. Caught by surprise, Harry fell hard on
the concrete floor. What came next happened so fast no one
saw how it happened — one second, Piers and Dudley were
leaning right up close to the glass, the next, they had
leapt back with howls of horror.
Harry sat up and gasped; the glass front of the boa
constrictor's tank had vanished. The great snake was
uncoiling itself rapidly, slithering out onto the floor.
People throughout the reptile house screamed and started
running for the exits.
As the snake slid swiftly past him, Harry could have
sworn a low, hissing voice said, "Brazil, here I
come. . . . Thanksss, amigo."
The keeper of the reptile house was in shock.
"But the glass," he kept saying, "where
did the glass go?"
The zoo director himself made Aunt Petunia a cup of
strong, sweet tea while he apologized over and over again.
Piers and Dudley could only gibber. As far as Harry had
seen, the snake hadn't done anything except snap playfully
at their heels as it passed, but by the time they were all
back in Uncle Vernon's car, Dudley was telling them how it
had nearly bitten off his leg, while Piers was swearing it
had tried to squeeze him to death. But worst of all, for
Harry at least, was Piers calming down enough to say,
"Harry was talking to it, weren't you, Harry?"
Uncle Vernon waited until Piers was safely out of the
house before starting on Harry. He was so angry he could
hardly speak. He managed to say, "Go — cupboard —
stay — no meals," before he collapsed into a chair,
and Aunt Petunia had to run and get him a large brandy.
Harry lay in his dark cupboard much later, wishing he had
a watch. He didn't know what time it was and he couldn't
be sure the Dursleys were asleep yet. Until they were, he
couldn't risk sneaking to the kitchen for some food.
He'd lived with the Dursleys almost ten years, ten
miserable years, as long as he could remember, ever since
he'd been a baby and his parents had died in that car
crash. He couldn't remember being in the car when his
parents had died. Sometimes, when he strained his memory
during long hours in his cupboard, he came up with a
strange vision: a blinding flash of green light and a
burning pain on his forehead. This, he supposed, was the
crash, though he couldn't imagine where all the green
light came from. He couldn't remember his parents at all.
His aunt and uncle never spoke about them, and of course
he was forbidden to ask questions. There were no
photographs of them in the house.
When he had been younger, Harry had dreamed and dreamed
of some unknown relation coming to take him away, but it
had never happened; the Dursleys were his only family. Yet
sometimes he thought (or maybe hoped) that strangers in
the street seemed to know him. Very strange strangers they
were, too. A tiny man in a violet top hat had bowed to him
once while out shopping with Aunt Petunia and Dudley.
After asking Harry furiously if he knew the man, Aunt
Petunia had rushed them out of the shop without buying
anything. A wild-looking old woman dressed all in green
had waved merrily at him once on a bus. A bald man in a
very long purple coat had actually shaken his hand in the
street the other day and then walked away without a word.
The weirdest thing about all these people was the way they
seemed to vanish the second Harry tried to get a closer
look.
At school, Harry had no one. Everybody knew that
Dudley's gang hated that odd Harry Potter in his baggy old
clothes and broken glasses, and nobody liked to disagree
with Dudley's gang.